Saturn Retrograde: An Irreverent Interview with Marie Bargas

Saturn goes retrograde from April 6-August 25. I’ve asked one of my favorite psychics, Marie Bargas- aka Your Pop Psychic and The Hollywood Witch, to weigh in on this astrological phenomenon.  Marie has responded as only a "Pop Psychic," "Hollywood Witch" can ... with humor, memes, and an irreverent take on the movement of the planets in a humorous effect to keep it real.

WARNING: Liberal use of curse words and pop culture analogies risks being offensive to people with no sense of humor.

Kallan: What does it mean, astrologically speaking, when Saturn goes retrograde? 

Marie: When Saturn goes retrograde it does not mean that it literally "goes backwards." Saturn is a huge planet and its orbit changes enough so that it's astrological influences are reversed and that phenomena combined with an existing Venus Retrograde and Mercury Shadow approaching Retrograde is causing what I like to refer to in the context of one of my favorite movies ---  Zoolander. (Will Ferrell as Mugatu)

Kallan: How often does Saturn go retrograde?

Marie: Saturn is a slow moving planet and it's Retrograde lasts several agonizing months. I am not an astrologer so I can't give you exact numbers, but what I can tell you in all confidence is that the sales of Xanax go up. 

Kallan: Are some people affected more than others? If so, who and to what degree?

Marie: In this case  I would have to disagree with astrologers who argue that everybody's chart  makes each one of us different. Karma/Saturn is the great equalizer. I would have to say the Karma dishes it out equally to everyone whether we realize it or not. 

Kallan: What is your advice for ‘surviving’ the Saturn Rx period? 

Marie: I think that Disney says it best. 

Kallan: Thanks, Marie! I'm unpacking my sense of humor and riding this one out ;)

Los Angeles Celebrity Psychic Marie Bargas lives and works among the stars and celebrities.  She is a clairvoyant who incorporates tarot, pendulum divination,  chakra cleansing and balancing, sound healing, house cleansing, yoga and meditation into her work and her life as a mystic, yogini and spell crafter. Best known as a successful "bride maker," Marie specializes in love, romance and finding true love, She began her career as an expert on "Entertainment Tonight," made appearances on the Fine Living Network and was featured on the Love and Sex Report with Millionaire Matchmaker - Patti Stanger and most recently on NBC's "EXTRA." Marie is the Managing Editor of the ezine - ENTERTAINMENT 2 MORROW  alongside Editor-in-Chief Tony Sokol , (DEN OF GEEK). She currently hosts 2 shows on the internet with Tony.  "Magick Lab Academy" on the SOC radio network (and the video chat show, "Queen of Hearts" on The North American Psychic and Paranormal Network. 

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